More Talk

Alrighty guys, Mother's Day is coming up. I don't know when it is actually, but I'm gonna go with soon because every self respecting magazine catering to housewives is covered in alerts. What is even appropriate to get your mother in this modern day and age you ask? Even if you didn't ask yourself this, I will answer. Stationary is a win-win. We all know mothers are big on the thank you note, so we might as well write one on stylishly fab printed paper, right? This one, from Hammerpress, the Hello Blue Boxed everyday card, is a winner. The message is general and works for anything. But this is bland. For those of you who excel at being good children, you may want to try something a little more original. Custom silhouettes, like the Queen's Crown, are perfect. They're unique, trendy, and they look hot on a mantle.

It's List Time

Ok, guys. I'm about to talk about someone that REALLY bothers me. Like, if you thought that sad YouTube videos and lost headbands bothered me, get ready. Ready? HEIDI MONTAG'S NEW LOOK. There. Said it. Honestly, I'm not all that opposed to a little injection here and there, but going under the knife for 11 surgeries at one time? Uh-uh. No. No way. Does she think she looks okay? Does anyone think she looks okay? I think he answer is no here, people. I think she was way prettier on the Hills Season One. And she wasn't even that attractive then. So you should too.

Headband Wasteland

Okay, dear readers. After my first post, I realized I probably wasn't living up to the high standards I set for myself with the title "Typewrite Socialite" by not writing about fashion. So here goes. Oh, headbands. They may be my accessory of choice, but headbands are loved the world over from Blair Waldorf to Rachel Berry to random Tokyo teenagers. Headbands are almost like little people. Some are big, some are small, some are colorful, some are beige. Some are cute, some are..... not. There's only one problem. Where do they all go? After my daily count-and-sort today, I was SHOCKED to discover that my once healthy and vital collection of 50 has now dwindled to a mere 37! What has happened to the lost and broken ones? Do they go to happy headband heaven? Or, like socks, do they end up disintegrated into lent in the bottom of household appliances? No matter. The real question at hand here is, which one to buy to replace the missing twelve! Well, as a lover of all things vintage, I'm choosing to restock with handmade goodies from etsy.com. You should too.

Nobody Likes You.

Have you ever noticed how many people post stupid videos on youtube? I have. And I find this practice to be really NOT okay. I understand humor. In fact, humor and I are good friends. But the quality of the humor on the internet is, shall we say, DIMINISHING TO A PRE-FIRE NEANDERTHAL LEVEL?! Ever seen "Scarlet Takes A Tumble"? Or "Funny Clown Single Ladies"? I have, and yeah, I laughed. But I regretted laughing the minute I realized that these people were taking themselves seriously. So you should too. Join the movement for real humor. Save the comedians!